Satire
The Oral History of the Rubber Chicken in Comedy
21st-century Americans can scarcely imagine a time before the rubber chicken revolutionized comedy.
Published in The Belladonna Comedy
Jan 12th, 2024
An Imagined Conversation Alexa and Siri Have About Me Behind My Back
This satire was brought to you by my social anxiety and the letters “A” & “I”
Published in The Belladonna Comedy
Nov 13th, 2023
Holden Caulfield Seeking an Assistant
The Catcher in the Rye needs someone to get his coffee. Or Not. I Don’t Care.
Published in Jane Austen’s Wastebasket
Oct. 13th, 2023
Myths About Cat Ladies I’ll Debunk Using My Experiences as a Cat Lady
All cats mentioned consented to the information shared and signed the proper release forms.
Published in The Belladonna Comedy
May 30th, 2023
Real World Horror Story: You’re Forty-Five
No mere mortal can escape the terror that is your birthday.
Published in Slackjaw
Oct 31st, 2022
An Imagined Conversation In The Lean Cuisine Test Kitchen
Here at Lean Cuisine, anything can be an ingredient, and anything can be a pizza.
Published in McSweeney’s
Oct 17th, 2022
Guest Rules for My Disgusting House
This house subscribes to the accurate science known as the 5-minute rule.
Published in The Belladonna
Jan. 12th, 2022
My Pitch For Speed 3
The only thing worse than traffic,
is listening to someone talk about it.
Published in Slackjaw
Sept. 23rd, 2021
Are You Giving Birth Or In A Scene From Alien?
You either need a doctor or First Class Lieutenant Ripley
Published in The Belladonna
August 26th, 2021
I’m Your Brain, and This Relationship Isn’t Working
I lobe you, I’m just not IN lobe with you.
Published in Jane Austen’s Wastebasket
June 17th, 2021
Seeking Executive Assistant To The Mayor Of Funkytown, USA
The municipality of Funkytown seeks a far-out Executive Assistant for the Mayor, or as we call him, our Commander of Groove. The position is based in the town that’s right for you.
Published in Widget Magazine
May 10th, 2021
Stop Telling People To Stop Doing Things
A simple guide to being a non-judgemental person.
Published in Slackjaw
Apr. 16th, 2021